A Real Blog… with Words

When Tumblr chased away all the freaks, kinksters, and beautiful subcultural minorities in December 2018, most of us fled to find our space on alternative sites that would support our deviant and nsfw interests.

Personally, I found my space on bdsmlr after searching social media and some other sites. Since many of the Tumblr fetish (re)blogs consisted of images owned by who-knows-who, the idea of going public or mainstream with THAT type of blog was never an option, due to copyright issues. For those who don’t know what sexy Tumblr was, think of an adult Pinterest but without the links.

Ok, no… more like a collage of porn gifs, with some occasional words. A visual collection. Because if you ever had something to say, you better create a jpg for your words or you’re wasting your time typing, because no one gives a shit what you’re saying when you have all kinds of nakedness and pussy-eating in your line of sight. Should you add words to an image (as in an actual blog post), rebloggers would strip away the words and repost the image.
Like I said, a visual collage of naughty pictures.
I copied my entire Tumblr site here, merely as a backup (and in total private mode), and didn’t think much of it. Until I did. Now, in 2020.

You see, I used to write. A lot. For several decades. And I’ve been involved in the digital and IRL ‘adult’ lifestyle (both professionally and personally) since 2000. I’ve an ample supply of interesting stories and crazy experiences to warrant their own site, and it took me a while to realize that I can inform AND entertain people if I just got my shit together and wrote about them.
But I’m scattered as hell, and it’s hard to focus on ONE thing at a time, so I settled for a pseudo-site to satiate the NSFW part of my life and pushed the essay stuff til ‘one day’.

When I joined Tumblr in 2015, the intention was to use it as a base for my pro domme business… basically use it as my website. I thought I would be writing there, too. But, well, no.
It had some important pages but the rest of the posts were sexy and pretty, and it wasn’t really a space to write with all that nakedness. It’s either one or the other.
The sexy pic blog still lives on its new site, as sultry and delicious as ever… but it’s time for me to actually type like a person who has something to say.

If you like it, let me know. Maybe I’ll keep it up.
♥ ~T

Back Wash – A Guide for Prepping Your Ass for Anal Play

Posted with permission from a lovely fellow ex-Tumblr. My comments are at the end.
Feel free to share the link: https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com

Thanks to https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/ for this cute-as-hell set. ♥

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I love this set and agree with it EXCEPT the pooping-in-the-shower part. This is where you can tell it was created by a male. And don’t you dare @ me, because you know it’s 100% true.
I’m absolutely NOT stepping into a shower that someone has shit in, no matter how clean someone says it is. Unless I disinfected the entire shower from ceiling to drain, MYSELF, that will never happen. And it’s my opinion that 99% of women would NEVER shit in the shower for the same reasons that I don’t need to list.
Which is why I highly recommend the toilet. 😉
~ T

Jackhammering

The other day I had an insightful discussion with a guy about “jackhammering”.

Ya know, the god-awful, high-speed, alpha-male fuck move, that has ruled mainstream porn for decades.
You know it, (and if you’re reading this blog), the chances are you are either fascinated by it, or you HATE it. And it’s probably something you wouldn’t even consider doing, The dude looks like the Energizer bunny on meth; the chick seems to have has NO SAY whatsoever; it’s kinda awkward, ugly, detached, EXTREMELY arrogant, and totally male centered. It looks like it’s simply done for the camera, like most vanilla, male-centered porn. Sadly, this is where most virgin men get their introduction to the act of luv.

HOWEVER… there is a bright side to this move. And I’m writing this because I think many WOMEN might be missing its benefits.

First, this is NOT the way to start any type of sexy exchange. I mean, anyone with even an inkling of the D/s or FLR lifestyle KNOWS that you better treat your woman with the UTMOST respect and gentleness, and that anything that will happen between you two is at HER discretion.

That said… this move needs to be saved for the middle or the near-end of a fuck session, when the woman is ALREADY excited and super lubed. The position is integral. She MUST be laying on TOP of her man, and he must have his knees bent so he can thrust his ass upward and off the surface and deeply into her. She basically draping herself onto him and totally relaxes her body, so her whole weight is on him. He’s hugging her so she doesn’t get pushed off of him (and because he adores her). She’s not doing anything at ALL here, completely dead weight. Her ONLY role is to enjoy herself without moving.

Starting slowly is always intimate and lovely, but then as he starts to pick up the pace, his ‘jackhammering’ cock will stimulate her G-spot along with the walls of the vagina in the same manner that all the ‘how-to squirt’ videos explain with the use of hands. This is where the need for speed comes in.

See, by doing this move, thicker cocks will STRETCH her out (which always feels wonderful, don’t let anyone tell you differently) and 90% of all cocks will literally BANG against her perfect places. When it’s the right speed, she WILL be in heaven and she WILL come.
The key here to NOT STOP once she is close to coming, to NOT COME YOURSELF, and to let her rest for about a minute after she comes… so you can do it again.
And again. And again.

♥ ~ T

Sippy Bowls

For my Domme sisters… or for you subs who are working on being the best you can be, here’s a fun tactic I like to use when a little additional humiliation is called for.

When he’s been a little bratty, but I still allow my pet or boi to orgasm, I have him blow his load into this delightful little number. It’s a cereal sippy bowl that you can buy from the dollar store or anywhere, really.
The straw is built into the side and the bowl gives him a large enough area not to miss. Afterward, he must suck up all his fluids (with whatever other criteria you require).
But sometimes bois are not so bright, and they let the cummy bowl sit for a few minutes… and it can either get cold and coagulates, or it can get cold and runny… but I don’t say a word until he thinks were ‘moving on’.
“Oh hun, I’m sorry, is it nasty as fuck now, all cold and gel-like?
Yeah, well… you really should have just sucked it up the minute you came, because you know you HAVE to do this.”

We don’t move on until every cold clammy drop is gone. And the less they fill it, the more of a not-so-fun time they’re going to have. Plus, they’re given the bowl to take home and given homework to work on filling it by building up their cum level. Which means taking video and proving it to me.

If you’re feeling extra sassy, maybe collect his spunk in the fridge until you feel its just the right amount, and serve it to him when he’s being a brat. Either way, these little kids’ plastic bowls are just the right amount of humiliation, as it wound’t be nearly as cringy if done with a glass saucer or cup.

I don’t give a shit if I rarely allow them (my clients) to come when they’re with me…. but when I DO allow it, they better cover the entire bottom of that bowl with their drainage.
Optimally, I expect a decent amount of cum forcefully ejected, and they BETTER suck the bowl dry. Spankings or some other reprimand if they don’t. You get the idea.
And if they have issues with amount or force, and it’s NOT psychological or doesn’t improve with frequency, I tell them it may be worth seeing a doctor.
(I’m always looking out for my bois.)

The cups and bowls can be found nearly anywhere where toddler items are sold.

Go get yourself a few and give him a new memory while creating some new rules.

~ T ♥

An Edited Quote About Passion

Below is an edited quote about passion. It was originally written by chivalry4you on Tumblr. I’ve modified it by cleaning up the grammar and punctuation and eliminating some words that were irrelevant.
I find it inspiring, as it’s a reminder to not take your person for granted. And speaking specifically for a D/s relationship, it’s also a wake-up call that your person needs to feel that you WANT to be there. That they are appreciated. Regardless of what ‘roles’ we might have, you MUST make your feelings known to the other and if you want to be there, you should SHOW IT.
Fact.

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“I am talking about anything and everything you do. If you’re doing it without passion, if you are going through the motions, you’re doing it wrong.

She’ll know it. Everyone around you will know it.

Do you kiss her when you walk in the door? Do you lean over and plant a peck on her cheek as you toss aside your coat?

Stop that shit. Stop it now.

If you’re going to kiss her, grab her by the back of her hair, lick your way up her throat, and then kiss her like you’re trying to save her fucking life.

Even if that entire exchange lasts only 10 seconds because you’re in a rush to hop in the shower and get to wherever the hell your ass needs to be next.

She’ll feel that for days.

Not everyone is good at putting pretty words down on a piece of paper. I get it. Go ahead and buy her a Hallmark card that says everything you feel about her in your heart. But fucking write something personal in it or go home empty-handed.

Tell her about the last time she took your breath away. Tell her what you want to do to her the next time you’re alone. Tell her something that can only come from you because she’s yours. Tell her what you think of when you feel her hair in your hand or smell her shampoo. Tell her your fucking dick twitches when she calls you in the middle of the day and laughs into the phone.

She’ll feel that for days.

Don’t roll over when you get into bed.

Grab her hips and pull her into you. Burrow your nose into her neck. It doesn’t matter if all you do after is go to sleep. Do it because she’s the last goddamn thing you want to feel as you drift off at the end of the night. Do it because you want her in your dreams.

She’ll feel that for days.

Don’t eat her pussy because that’s what gets her good and ready. Eat her pussy because it’s the only thing that will cure the cancer eating away at your soul.

Whisper into her ear every dirty fucking thing about her that makes you crazy.

Whatever IT is, if you do it like you fucking mean it, like you cannot take another breath without doing it, she’ll know the difference.”